Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Joke for everyone!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners".
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!"


Stace said...

hahaha love it :)

karisma said...

LOL! Now that is a good one!

Ginnie said...

The cartoon is a riot! Poor little bird.

FoxyMoron said...

Very good. Love the cartoon too!

Mal's Team Gherkin said...


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Mom said...

hee hee

Bwca Brownie said...

and the moral of the story is:
Don't be a bully.
When a person says "No." take that as their final answer.
No means NO.
Which part of No don't you understand.
Women who insist
"oh go on, have another Chard"
when you have already said
"No, really, I don't want another drink"
are no better than the rapist mentality we all despise.

NO I dont want to change my utilities provider.!!
No I dont need a new vacuum.
now rack off.

rosemary said...

I needed some good jokes today....the bird one looks like something Steve would do.

G-Man said...

Someone tickle your funny bone?

Middle Child said...


Akelamalu said...

LOL I love the cartoon and the joke!