Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Humpday jokes.....

These four friends went on vacation together.To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night."
That is all I have for today, all tongue in cheek, share some jokes if you have any..meantime, I am out to get a scanner because I have some great outback pictures to share with eveyone on my History Fridays.....


ChickyBabe said...


I'm amazed how men can snore on the beach!

Jay said...

That story is hilarious! Way to turn the tables on old Daryl. hahaha

jillie said...

That is a great story. Oh man...I can't stand it when Robert!

Love that picture too...priceless.

Beefcake Almighty said... nothin'.

No jokes from me today.

Homo Escapeons said...

I snore now instead of grinding my teeth...I am not sure how I made the transition but I suspect that my goodladywife designed and performed some nocturnal reward system whenever I snored instead of clenching...
actually I have been making the transition for months now and I pretend that I am 'dreaming'...
I don't know how long I will be able to keep this up?

Betty said...

Oh my. That WAS funny! I'm still laughing.

The Samstress said...

Gosh I love Hump it Friday yet???

Great snoring joke! I will check my stuff for something to share!

Have a good rest of the week.


Cazzie!!! said...

Chickybabe, me too,but ya know, I cannot decide who was a worse sonorer when I was growing nan or my pop, lol.

Jay, yes, poor Daryl :)

Jillie, I tried to find a picture of a guy with lipstick on or something and I found that image you see there, it seemed appropriate for this post :)

Beefcake, that's ok, I only remembered this one because I had it written down, otherwise, I never remember jokes..cepting knck knock ones...lame ones at that!!

Homoescapeons, lol, I used to grind my teeth as a kid, soo many times my mum woke me up because I kept the house awake. None of my 4 kids do it in their sleep, but Mia grinds her teeth when she eats :( Not sure how to stop her as I don't want to create negative associations with eating and kids all eat soo helathy!!!
LOL at nocturnal reward system, I would say it is a marriage saver...pray tell?

Betty, I am glad you liked it lovey :)

Sam, nah, it is Thursday right now..would be great to get some jokes from otehr people. Hope you are well Sam honey :)

poody said...

hahaha love it

Aidan said...


i will get some milage out of that:)

Bibi said...

That was really funny ... best tale I've heard in ages ;-D

surfercam said...

I like it Caz!

Big Mama said...

Oh, that was funny! I am going to have to share... I started snoring after I had my daughter (maybe that's why we don't have any more kids, LOL)...

Reiki 4 Life said...


I get lots of people that fall asleep on the reiki table and snore like a garbage truck...I don't usually tell them & I take it that I am doing a good job, as they are totally relaxed.

Steven Novak said...

Poor misunderstood Daryl.

Poor misuderstood loud ass snoring Daryl.

I feel your pain Daryl...where ever you are. ;)


AspergantuS said...

Totally hillllllarious!! Good one Cazzie!
How's that guitar playng son of yours doing?
Hope he keeps at it!

Anonymous said...

I hate snoring...sometimes I have to go upstairs because Bat is so loud.

Funny joke--thanks for the laugh.

I want pictures!!!

The Stormin Mormon said...

That is so damn funny.

I'll have to remember that tactic for business trips! (Of course the terror of getting sued might hurt, but I think my company is cool enough.)

Keshi said...

LOL hahaha!


Middle Child said...

Ah ah ha ha ha me a bwedy Cazzie : )

Shelley said...

That picture was great!! Ha ha!

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Holy crap that's hysterical!

... I like the photo too. Hee hee!

Graffiti said...

Women snore too chickybabe, some of them are like chainsaws. Not that I have heard all that many I may add. Then again I didn't know that men snore all that much I suppose because i don't bat on that team. So how can I know.


This is a bit non-PC, but one that Australian's seem to like.

Why don't New Zealand men take their wives to the cricket?

They are worried that they will jump the fence and start grazing on the grass.


Cazzie!!! said...

Poody, glad you laughed.

Aidan, good, I am betting you will tell this joke whilst training for your cycling ride :)

Bibi, :) Hope you have been catching more "zzz's"lately, not so tired and all.

Surfercam, thought you might like it :)

Big Mama, you are welcome toshare it lovey :)

Meredith, "snore like a garbage truck", bwahahaha, I love that analogy! Yes, indicative of a job well done :)

Steven, yeah, you got me thinking, what if it was not a joke, what if it was a true story? Ohh, it would so hurt!!

Mike, glad you laughed. Nick has been concentrating on school work, but I plan to get him into lessons for guitar around May, his 8th birthday. :)

FC&F, awww, it m ust be your imagination..Bat wouldn't snore, lol, just kidding.

Stormin Mormon, yeah, great for business trips, I know a few people who could use that one. But, you must eb cautious, because you never know if your colleague might "bat for both sides!!"

Keshi, knew you would laugh :)

Middle Child, you needed to laugh, make sure you read it to Don :)

Shelley, I thought so too. I was actualy trying to find a pic of a man with lipstick on and I got that priceless image there :)

QOD, did you piss yourself laughing or what, LOL.

Graffiti, lol, not batting for the other side hey, must be a common theme today here in comments, lol. I din't even read on before I commented above here!! Freaky ..spooky Moulder, hehe.
Aww, that joke is a pisser mate, I got NZ friends who would PMSL at it. Will have to tell ém.

Middle Child said...

I did read it to Don, he like Steve said "poor bloody darryl" but then he snorts and snores at intervals also.

YOu ahve got to get Steve's my blog