I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel (boom boom)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!!!Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the . Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. (Ok, this is bad.)
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)....A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before!!!!