Sunday, May 28, 2006

M&M's.....


Look, I know you look at these here chocolate delights and says, "Hmmm, they are m&m's aren't they? Well, I can tell you they arent just m&m's...hell...they are bargaining chips!! It goes like this...I have the children to look after by my own self alot..and they sometimes..not all the time...play up for me. Now..when I work at the weekends, Andrew looks after them and when I get home I say, "Were the kids good for you?"...the usual reply.."They are always good for me!"
But..now the secret is out. There's a big tub of m&m's and to get them to be quiet or good, Andrew tells the kids to do just that..only that they will get in return an m&m..or two!! When she goes to eat an m&m she doesn't just put one in her mouth, NOOOOO MAAAAM, she puts a whole gob full in there, so much so that the color of the m&m's spews out the sides and dribbles down her mouth, ever so slowly. Oh my, I couldn't have spawned such a child could have I?
To top the evening here off, she starts singing a song, "I got boobies, I got a belly button, I got a Penis hole" to the tune of Twinkle little star. Far out, so what am I to do? Her songs are as great as Miss O's on Crabbydad's blog, although I am not sure which song makes you laugh harder. Miss O has got it goin' down though I have to say. Laughing is like music, a universal language. I wonder then, I just wonder, what would yawning be classed as..you know..when you yawn even if you cannot see the other person yawning perhaps on the phone even..you yawn when they do...that's catching too isn't it.
Oh brother....I am tired, two morning shifts at work and I'm down for the count. Time to watch a big brother eviction now and hope that I don't get evicted this week from Big Blogger. Cheers Cazzie!!!

7 comments:

Rebecca said...

Hi Cazzie,
I hate to tell you this, but it is not just your three year old, who shoves one less M&M into her gob, than it would take to block off her air supply. It is ALL three year olds who do that. Ok, and some of us 31 year olds do it too.
HooRoo
Rebecca

Cazzie!!! said...

Hehehe. Hey..I just had a thought, what about chips, u know the McDonalds kind? Do people just take one at a time or do tehy take a hand full of them at a time and shove them in their mouth? Uncouth I know but oh so true!

Rebecca said...

Hi Cazzie,
What is this McDonalds place you speak of? I've never heard of it.
HooRoo
Rebecca

Cazzie!!! said...

lol Rebecca, what planet you been on then ?? Big Blogger planet?

Rebecca said...

Hi Cazzie,
About 15 years ago, I stopped eating McDonalds. Then when I was in Thailand, I had a big urge to eat it for some reason. All I wanted was a fillet o fish, and even though I could taste how bad it would be from the memories, I craved more and more. After three weeks, I finally caved in when I got back to Perth and got a fillet meal. I think after that it will be at least another fiften years before I eat that stuff again. My stomach is still churning.
HooRoo
Rebecca

Cazzie!!! said...

Yes, I used to like the old filet of fish too, but when I was pregnant I got one from the Cranbourne Maccas ion the way back from a fishing trip down Rhyll and the filet of fish was not cooked properly..put me way off it has. :)

Stewed Hamm said...

Your 3yo is singing songs about having a "penis hole." Seriously, what the fuck?