M&M's.....

Look, I know you look at these here chocolate delights and says, "Hmmm, they are m&m's aren't they? Well, I can tell you they arent just m&m's...hell...they are bargaining chips!! It goes like this...I have the children to look after by my own self alot..and they sometimes..not all the time...play up for me. Now..when I work at the weekends, Andrew looks after them and when I get home I say, "Were the kids good for you?"...the usual reply.."They are always good for me!"
But..now the secret is out. There's a big tub of m&m's and to get them to be quiet or good, Andrew tells the kids to do just that..only that they will get in return an m&m..or two!! When she goes to eat an m&m she doesn't just put one in her mouth, NOOOOO MAAAAM, she puts a whole gob full in there, so much so that the color of the m&m's spews out the sides and dribbles down her mouth, ever so slowly. Oh my, I couldn't have spawned such a child could have I?
To top the evening here off, she starts singing a song, "I got boobies, I got a belly button, I got a Penis hole" to the tune of Twinkle little star. Far out, so what am I to do? Her songs are as great as Miss O's on Crabbydad's blog, although I am not sure which song makes you laugh harder. Miss O has got it goin' down though I have to say. Laughing is like music, a universal language. I wonder then, I just wonder, what would yawning be classed as..you know..when you yawn even if you cannot see the other person yawning perhaps on the phone even..you yawn when they do...that's catching too isn't it.
Oh brother....I am tired, two morning shifts at work and I'm down for the count. Time to watch a big brother eviction now and hope that I don't get evicted this week from Big Blogger. Cheers Cazzie!!!