Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Jokes

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone so I know NOT to answer when they call.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an arguement when you realise that YOU are wrong.

People are now going on dates to cafe's which is the worst idea. Four cappuccinos later and your date doesn't look any better.

Sam was waiting outside for someone to pick him up. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
Sam replied, " Sure! Just go straight down the road and turn left at the set of lights and it is there".
The man thanked Sam as said, " I am he new Pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to Church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
Sam laughed and exclaime, "Awww, come on..You don't even know the way to the Post Office!"

Is swimming good for your figure? If it is then could someone please explain whales to me?

Boom Boom.

13 comments:

FoxyMoron said...

Funny!!!

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Thanks for the laughs today! :D

Mal's Team Gherkin said...

Pastor: Come to church with me on Sunday.
Me: Why? Will god be there? [giggles cheekily]

Jayne said...

LOL
Thanks for the giggles :)

karisma said...

LOL! Well miss...so glad you titled this Jokes! hehe!

G-Man said...

Do you know where Wales is?

They's mostly in the Ocean!!

Ginnie said...

Ha, Ha...I was waiting for some of that old gallows humor that people who work in hospitals have !!

Keshi said...

LOL!

Abt the Whales..mmm good point luv!! :):) Maybe they swim alright but eat alot too? haha!

Keshi.

Mom said...

giggling

rosemary said...

Boom boom for sure....liked the minister one.

Stace said...

haha that first one is so true!! Then people go and call you from another phone :( lol

Cazzie!!! said...

Gotta have humour people, it keeps the World going around!!

Middle Child said...

ahahahahahaha