Ok let me first explain to people not in Australia, that the word "pissed" here Down Under means drunk, not angry..although, I have been known to say it and mean that I am angry..so I guess you can use the word any way you like.
So, this penguin is a pretty lame attempt at humour, he is being used as a prop, as an example of what NOT to do on any given day, especially on a day I am working. If you want to be on my good side, that is, on nurse Cazzie's good side, you will not become so intoxicated that you end up like little penguin here. Although, I have to say, he is rather tame compared to humans.
You see, when you are so drunk that you pass out and your friends all leave you on the side walk and it is Winter time you will sure be left there until either a) the police see you lying there b) some really good citizen calls the ambulance or c)you piss yourself and vomit everywhere and just die ..right there...coz your friends left you there.
When you do come to hospital, your clothes will surely be cut off of you. Why? It is because you cannot move by yourself, and so the easiest way to get you out of your clothes is to cut them off. Too bad if it is your favourite dress or suit... bye bye clothes forever.
You will then get an intravenous line placed inside one of your arms, or maybe your foot if your veins are shit. Then IV fluids will be pumped into your body. A medicine will also be put through the drip for you to stop vomiting all over the place, all over my shoes and uniform....thankyou!
When you regain consciousness you will probably get aggressive... just beware, you are dicing with the person who just sobered you up and that is not a good thing. Being tossed out on the street in a hospital gown, remember, those clothes of yours have been spewed on and placed inside a plastic bag now. Your bum will be on display for all to see and well, I guess if you did wear your best undies for going out, just like Grandma used to say "Always wear your best undies every day because you never know when you will end up in hospital", then you will be fine, unless you pissed them! (pissed in this case means urinated)
Oh, and one more thing, don't try to chat up the nurses in your inhebriated state, it doesn't wash with us, it is a big turn off!
This has been a people getting pissed public service announcement......