Right, yesterday was an un-seasonal 30 degree celcius day for us here in Melbourne. So off to the pool I trott, four kids in tow. Looks as though every other person in the city came to the pool too, it was packed! Too windy to go down to the beach, I did not feel like having my skin sand blasted.
Swimming for about an hour and the announcement comes over the loud speaker, "Everyone out of the baby pool, it is now closed". WTF? It was only 5:30pm and the pool closes at 9pm. So, we all get out, then, the life guards have a job to do...they have to look about for a turd! YES!!! Just like in Caddyshack..only this time, it ain't no chikito mate!
Now, I know people piss in the pool, but I have to say, I did get out with all four of my kids each time they needed to empty their bladder. Nope, I am not special, nor are they, they have just been taught right.
So, why the furkin' hell don't other parents get their kids out of the pool and take em to the loo? Coz they are lazy asshats! No excuse, with the water safe swimming nappies, parents outta take note and put them on their little ones.
Then, an hour later, the deeper pool (where we now were) patrons were asked to leave again. The rapid river ride had been laying dorment and a turd went down there. WTF!!! We got outta there.
Next time, I will be brave, very brave..and I shall go to the beach for a sand blasting of the skin. Who knows, it may just be the therapy I need to rejuvinate my skin :)
9 comments:
Yep. I vote for the beach, no doubt about that. Lazy asshats!
Definitely the beach. Good grief! That's just gross.
Public pools are public urinals. fact.
I'd sooner take my chances with the crap in the ocean than in a pool.
I know some kids do that..its yukkkks!
Hugggggz Caz Im bakk!
Keshi.
Ummm, sorry about that Cazzie, but when you have to go, you have to go, and if it is good enough for fish to swim in their own shit, why can't we?
Ewwwwwwww! That's just so wrong. I'll take the beach.
After reading your post I was thankful for the first time ever to be wearing a fleece in the cold pouring rain. We don't get many turds falling out of the sky!
That place sounds like a treatment pond at a sewerage treatment plant.
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