Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched his father run his hands up and down the rump and legs of each horse.
Little Johnny asked his father why he did this to each horse.. his father's reply was simple, "Because when I buy horses I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them son".
"Well then, you have got to be worried then, coz it looks like the postie wants to buy Mum!"
If swimming is good or your figure then explain whales to me!
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, picked out a packed of tampons and walked on up to the counter.
The man at the counter ask the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"I am eight", he said.
The man proceeded, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly, these aren't for me, they are for him, my little brother. He is four years old. We saw on a TV ad that if you use these you can ride a bike and swim. Right now, he can't do either".
Hope everyone had great weekend, I worked two morning shifts..nuff said :)