A friend of mine from Warnambool sends me jokes in the mail from his local Publican. Here are some funny ones...
An elderly couple is attending a church service. About half way through the lady leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He replies, "Turn your hearing aid up!"
My mind works like lightening, one brilliant flash and it is gone!
The only time the World beats a path to your door is when you are using the bathroom! (Or in my case as a Mum, it is whenever I try to do something by my own self!)
Definition of a teenager.... God's punishment for enjoying a moment of pleasure!
Whatever you give a woman, she will multiply....
If yu give her sperm, she will give you a baby....
If you give her a house, she will give you a home....
If you give her groceries, she will make you a meal....
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart....
But if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of sh*#!
5 comments:
Thanks for the laffs. Hope your week is a good one :)
Cyalayta
Mal :)
hehehe I like that last one :)
Haha! That last one is very true! Im up for that!
Needed that, thanks for the giggle....
bwwwhahahahha - sent this on to my famibly...thanks
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