Monday, October 13, 2008

Jokes...Clean, then not-so-clean...

Three nurses died and went to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the first one, "What did you do on Earth that would deserve getting in here? The first nurse replied, "I was an intensive care nurse and I saved hundreds of lives." "Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in. And what did you do?" he asked the second one. The second nurse replied, "I was an emergency room nurse and I saved hundreds of lives." "Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in. And what did you do?" he asked the third one. The third nurse replied, "I was a managed care nurse and I saved the insurance companies hundreds of thousands of dollars." "Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in...but only for three days."

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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it.When she realises her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller, And without missing a beat, she says
“Well, that’s great….that’s just great….
Some asshole’s got my pen!”


Well there you go, I had more but this blog just isn't the place for them :)
Tom's arm is well on the mend, one more check up appointment and we are all but done.
The kids all have concerts coming up with school, watch this space for pics.
I have been riding my bike through the wind and the rain and the nice weather too. I am feeling really good, and I can't wait to get some nice pics done and share them here with you all.

Spring Racing Carnival is on in Melbourne and our Melbourne Cup horse race is almost here for another year. I love the fashions and the hair do's on the girls, I have been seeing them when travelling to work.

























11 comments:

Andrew said...

I guess that there is a lot of black humour between nursing staff in hospitals. How else could they deal with the tragedies they see all the time.

Andrew said...

Oh, and pleased to hear the lad's arm has mended.

Mom said...

I'm still giggling. Love the nurse jokes.

treespotter said...

i've always known there's something about nurses. Love them all.

i've a few nurse jokes too - having spent at least 9 days in hospital this year - but i guess, well, this isn't the place for it either :D

(i'm totally okay now, hosp was months ago). I just still love nurses.

ah...

off to bed now

happy week Cazzie!

Team Gherkin said...

So THAT'S where my pen got to, huh? hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Stace said...

haha great jokes :) glad to hear about the arm.

DONN COPPENS said...

HAHA! Good ones!
My sister was an Emergency Nurse and I have so many stories of impacted foreign articles that I can't seem to scrub out of my head...along with a lot of tear jerkers.

I love Nurses..nothing can phase them!

Queenie said...

Had to catch up on things with you, glad to hear the arms well on the way to recovery.
Love the one about the thermometer........

karisma said...

LOL! Love the second one! Classic!

Middle Child said...

Bwahhahaha...how funny are these yokes caz....need a laugh and thank you for that

poody said...

Two doctors are sitting in the ward talking about this one nurse who is off her game so to speak. The 1st dr. says yea, i told her the other day to give this patient 5cc of morphine 3 times a day and she gave him 3cc 5 times a day. The 2nd dr. says yep, I told her to give my patient 1 enema at 3 oclock and she gave hime 3 enemas at 1 oclock! Just then a patient goes running down the hall hollering with the asaid mentioned nurse hot on his trail carrying a bath basin full of hot water. The 1st dr. says see what I mean why not 15 minutes ago I told her to prick that man's boil!