Monday, October 22, 2007

KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA...funny stuff!!!

1) This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?(Helen age 6)
9) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
10) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

Well, the other night, Mia got out of the bath after having been in there for about half an hour. She held her hands up high in the air exclaiming, "Muuum, my hands.....they look like poppy's!!" We all fell on the floor laughing... I had a pic to upload to blogger but it wouldn't let me..gahhh!!

Have a great week.

21 comments:

Keshi said...

such cute lil notes from kids! HAHAHAHAHA @It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)!



**Muuum, my hands.....they look like poppy's

LOL so darn innocent!


Keshi.

Jay said...

OH NO! Not Poppy hands! LOL ;-)

phishez_rule said...

Thats so cute!

Bla said...

Funny stuff! :)

Betty said...

These are so funny.

poody said...

hahahaha I love kids they are so funny~

Mom said...

thanks for my daily giggle.

qofd said...

I didn't know oysters had balls!

Steph said...

lmao. Out of the mouths of babes.

rosemary said...

all so cute.....so Poppy has wrinkes, eh?

KAYLEE said...

CE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAYLEE said...

cute meant

surfercam said...

Bloody hilarious Caz!

Keshi said...

Hv a good day Caz!

Keshi.

eric1313 said...

I love Sharks being compared to Emily Richardson. I wouldn't be her friend no more, either

Number ten is too funny. Good posting, Cazzie!!!

Keep listening to the kids. Their world seems to be a much better place to be. Take care.

M said...

ROFL. pearl balls.

Flat Coke and Flies said...

too cute!!!

Melly` said...

Oh dear Mia and her Poppys' hands....Bet Poppy loved that too.

Hale McKay said...

Out of the mouths of babes - - LOL those were cute and funny.

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If you are interested in a "ghost story," check out my original
Amber Lake.

I promise - it's not TOO scary.

Hale McKay said...

Oops! I got the link for Verbicidal Tendencies wrong.

It should be this!

Hale McKay said...

I don't why the link isn't working gor Verbicidal Tendencies. Here goes again:
Verbicidal Tendencies.

If that doesn't work it is:
http://lordsoflexicon.blogspot.com

This is embarrassing - sorry.