Monday, July 30, 2007

Examination court....

Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?!
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


Menchie said...

Gucci sweats and Reeboks! LOL!!!!

Keshi said...

LOL Caz!


paddy said...

I can't remember what it was I wanted to say. I think I'm a pickle somewhere in cyber space.
How are you Cazzie? No, don't answer that. Great!!
Y;-) Paddy

captain corky said...

"A: My name is Susan."

That would be rough!

mjd said...

He, he

Crabby said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, Caz! I needed that laugh today.

Betty said...

I love that last one.

Slick said...

Ha...and these people actually get paid!

Dan said...

Hey! In Italy, lots of the women have beards, so I can understand asking for clarification. :)

susan said...

practicing law somewhere...what a hoot!

Mark said...

I just sent this to my attorney friend.

Or maybe that's ex-friend now...

G-Man said...

Hi Cazzie...

Hehehe...Have a great week..xox

The Man at the Pub said...

Teehee, very funny.

Cazzie!!! said...

Mebchie and Keshi, huggs.

Paddy, thats ok, I am glad yu came on over, whatever you had to say, it never matters, what matters is you are still around :)

Corky, sure it would be :) Worse if he said Alan...hahha

MJD, Crabby... :)

Betty, me too!

Slick, Lol

Dan, too funny

Susan, it was my fav too.

Mark, I am sure they would get the humour side of it..right?

G-Man, take care of you too.

TMATP, lol.

Eternally Curious said...

LOL - Tanks, I needed the laugh this morning!

Bibi said...

Very cute! Love the egg that cracked under pressure. ;-)

Middle Child said...

Ha ha ha ha...that egg shot is marvellous.