Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?!
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
16 comments:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks! LOL!!!!
LOL Caz!
Keshi.
I can't remember what it was I wanted to say. I think I'm a pickle somewhere in cyber space.
How are you Cazzie? No, don't answer that. Great!!
Y;-) Paddy
"A: My name is Susan."
That would be rough!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, Caz! I needed that laugh today.
I love that last one.
Ha...and these people actually get paid!
Hey! In Italy, lots of the women have beards, so I can understand asking for clarification. :)
practicing law somewhere...what a hoot!
I just sent this to my attorney friend.
Or maybe that's ex-friend now...
Hi Cazzie...
Hehehe...Have a great week..xox
Teehee, very funny.
Mebchie and Keshi, huggs.
Paddy, thats ok, I am glad yu came on over, whatever you had to say, it never matters, what matters is you are still around :)
Corky, sure it would be :) Worse if he said Alan...hahha
MJD, Crabby... :)
Betty, me too!
Slick, Lol
Dan, too funny
Susan, it was my fav too.
Mark, I am sure they would get the humour side of it..right?
G-Man, take care of you too.
TMATP, lol.
LOL - Tanks, I needed the laugh this morning!
Very cute! Love the egg that cracked under pressure. ;-)
Ha ha ha ha...that egg shot is marvellous.
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