There are some images that get burned into your brain that simply cannot be bleached. One of my worst is the re-occuring snapshot of some old bugger shuffling down the hall with his droopy scrotum lazily swinging to and fro like the pendulum on a Granfather clock.
Completely uncalled for and totally avoidable had his gown offered more protection.
I finally discovered the solution to this unsightly problem - ask them to give you TWO gowns! Wear one the way they want you to, and the other like a trench coat - ta da! Full coverage, even for the rubenesque.
LOL
ReplyDeleteI told you to never put that picture of me on here! LOL
ReplyDeleteMedical staff take delight in humiliating patients with gaping gowns.
ReplyDeleteHa! My gowns always fit...:P
ReplyDeletegiggling
ReplyDeleteJayne, glad you laughed :)
ReplyDeleteFoxy, candid camera!
Andrew...nooooo you have it all wrong darling :) We laugh with you not at you (smirks)
Galen, I bet they do dear!
Mom, hahaha
There are some images that get burned into your brain that simply cannot be bleached. One of my worst is the re-occuring snapshot of some old bugger shuffling down the hall with his droopy scrotum lazily swinging to and fro like the pendulum on a Granfather clock.
ReplyDeleteCompletely uncalled for and totally avoidable had his gown offered more protection.
They always give the more rubenesque of us the smaller gowns - bastards
ReplyDeletePretty cute, Cazzie. I hate those silly gowns!
ReplyDeleteI finally discovered the solution to this unsightly problem - ask them to give you TWO gowns! Wear one the way they want you to, and the other like a trench coat - ta da! Full coverage, even for the rubenesque.
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