Jokes

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone so I know NOT to answer when they call.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an arguement when you realise that YOU are wrong.

People are now going on dates to cafe's which is the worst idea. Four cappuccinos later and your date doesn't look any better.

Sam was waiting outside for someone to pick him up. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
Sam replied, " Sure! Just go straight down the road and turn left at the set of lights and it is there".
The man thanked Sam as said, " I am he new Pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to Church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
Sam laughed and exclaime, "Awww, come on..You don't even know the way to the Post Office!"

Is swimming good for your figure? If it is then could someone please explain whales to me?

Boom Boom.